just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My bed smells like the plague
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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