I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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