just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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