i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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