i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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