IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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