I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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