why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
