I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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