hell yes lets make some ravioli
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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