She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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