i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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