i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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