how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
