OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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