In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
This baby is an asshole
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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