He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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