But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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