My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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