I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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