She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
only i would get off to receiving death threats online