Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.