i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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