Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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