In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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