Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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