JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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