But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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