Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.