How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?