U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.