i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.