ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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