She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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