no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
