Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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