Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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