why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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