The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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