Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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