i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I smell like Dick and happiness
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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