hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My balls are so social today.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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