Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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