If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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