I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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