I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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