My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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