so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger