Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.