Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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