IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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