your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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