I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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