Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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