we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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