You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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