I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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