I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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